Ha! This place? This place is a fascist-controlled prison ship where corrupt wardens frequently restrict the civil liberties of its passengers, even those not guilty of any wrongdoing! I, for example, am only here because of a bureaucratic mix-up! It should have been dealt with weeks ago, yet here I still am, a victim to the total and utter mistreatment at the hands of the Nazis who run this place! It's incredible, I had no idea such despicable places as this barge existed before I somehow found my way onboard- and let me tell you, matey; the minute I can get off, I'm filing a lawsuit demanding a hefty payout for all I've had to endure here! Right on!

Case and point, this place is evil and awful! And now you're stick here on it with the rest of us!